Read all about the Scandale du Buisson du Jour at the Daily Outrage -- Neil "Savings & Loan" Bush has apparently been dallying with southeast Asian call girls and taking hundreds of thousands of dollars in shady pay from Chinese business partners tied to Jiang Zemin, China's president. Woah! What's more, check out New Bridge Strategies, a company founded by Bushie insiders to "take advantage of business opportunities in the Middle East following the conclusion of the US-led war in Iraq." Take advantage, indeed.