And now, the NYPost titillating tidbit o' the day -- they've actually managed to be a bit subtle this time, too:

LENTIL LOVER

Democratic presidential hopeful Dennis Kucinich is trailing in the polls, but he's first in the hearts of left-leaning vegetarians. The Ohio congressman hosts a meat-free fund-raiser Sunday afternoon at Counter on First Avenue featuring "organic wine and beer," French lentil loaf, breaded mushrooms and other treats. Veggie vixens interested in diminutive, twice-divorced politicians would do well to stop by. Kucinich recently described his ideal first lady as a "dynamic, outspoken woman who wants world peace, health care for all and a full-employment economy." Go get 'em girls!

I say, give Dennis a break and let him court the veggie vote -- any man who's forthright enough to post a FAQ that highlights his biggest flaws (rather than spinning generic platitudes) on his campaign site is a-OK by me.