Where are we going? How did we get inside this handbasket? -- adult film star and California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey (link omitted from fear of Googling her at work) will be hosting an "R-rated" reality show on pay-per-view entitled "Can YOU be a pornstar?" Despite the seeming redundancy of this question, the show will track several wannabe starlets and award a contract (now THAT sounds like fun) and $100K to the "best" one. Let me take this opportunity to reiterate my prediction that within our lifetimes we will see pay-per-view televised executions...to raise revenue for public education, of course.