"Darko Milicic gets the rebound!" vs. "Lucious Harris for three!" -- check out Gene's annual survey of wacky NBA player's names over at his blog, Atomiq. To play this game yourself, I'd start at the NBA's International Players page -- they're all here, from Yao Ming to Hedo Turkoglu to my fellow Lithuanian, Zydrunas Ilgauskas. My money's on Vitaly Potapenko, he's the mellifluous NBA counterpart to Erubiel Durazo.