"Jason Varitek said he has never worn five-toed socks and sees no reason to try them now." -- Fair enough, Quadzilla! Behold the Five-Toed Red Sox of 2007.

"I celebrate the man's entire catalog." -- I think $35 is a bit steep, but who doesn't want a little recognition at work? Note that this is currently out of stock at ThinkGeek...hmmmmm.

Bollywood "Thriller" Video. -- What more needs to be said?

"Thanks for the superfluous visual aid, random cowboy dipshit!" -- Watch out for corporate website stock photography, you might learn something.

Defenestrate it? Dip it in a koi pond? Smash it with a hammer? -- What's the best way to totally destroy data on a hard drive? Watch and see. Thank goodness for the BBC.