Choose Your Guru -- or, let the amusingly snarky Slate Guide to Gurus choose for you. Ooo ooo ooo. Hey, who didn't know that Oprah is god?

"Museums On Us" is here again -- if you, like me, hold a bank card from Fleet or Bank of America, you get free admission to a number of great museums in the northeast this month. I'm going to make time (finally!) to go see the Gaugins at the MFA, and also check out the newly renovated Peabody Essex Museum in Salem. And it's never a bad time to visit MassMoCA, though it's a long, long drive...

Han Solo frozen in carbonite...and LEGO -- this man, Nathan Sawaya, is clearly the LEGO god. Not only is he a LEGOLand Master Builder, he made a Monopoly box out of LEGO's, which to me seems like insanity itself. You might say he's a few bricks shy...oh, never mind.

Office Supply Lust Alert -- animal-shaped rubber bands...how do they do it?!

"The Story of Ohhh!" -- I don't know about "the basis of monogamy," but orgasms are pretty cool nonetheless.