"Margaret Thatcher showed a Goth side when wearing black." -- A shoutout to our George for sending me to the far-too-hilarious-for-its-own-good RightGoths.com. Yup, conservative Goths. Who knew? As in all things musical and fashion-related, they have a political affinity for the U.K., so they're not really poster children for Bush and his christo-fascist minions. Check out the FAQ, which describes the Goth foreign policy outlook thusly: "The world is a bleak place filled with suffering and death." Mmm-kay.